Dean Brill for England, Chris Coyne for the world
If the world were ending and I could save two individuals; forget family and friends, forget great minds, forget women – I’m preserving the invaluable lives of Dean Brill and Chris Coyne. These two were instrumental in the divine performance from those 11 colossuses on Sunday. How Coyne could consistently beat the 12 foot Crouch in the air will be a mystery I take to the grave and just HOW Brill got his fist to that deflected shot will be following closely. Granted it took some immeasurable defensive ineptitude from Risse to get us the replay but this matters less than the deep, profound feelings of Peter Andre.
Now to the real business – that video. I have always seen fans telly in the moments before a goal and though they looked total dicks with a hint of meer-cat about them. As we all know if a normal person looks a dick doing something I am bound to take that to the extreme. A camera is on me for all of seven seconds and what do I do in that time? Fall over – classic Bratley. Thankfully I do not have that extended shot used to close the broadcast that shows the true extent of the man-loving, I can however provide the slightly shorter version used during the game – here goes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b2tzuT9DWE&feature=related – final shot of the video, for some reason I am the only person in that section of crowd wearing orange – despicable showing from my fellow fans! Note my surprising levels of agility and the man-loving between me and Jay!
