The start of something special
Or perhaps the beginning of the end, only time shall give us these answers
I have come to realise that the idea of blogging on myspace has one major flaw – myspace, or to be more precise myspace’s inferiority to facebook. My myspace blog was a thing of beauty, however it was at times tainted by some low grade twaddle that was not fully representative of my superiority over much of society. If only I were joking eh?
So, henceforth the balance of genius to ill-formed bullshit shall be favourable at worst, even I cannot hope to hit the mark 100% of the time, especially schould I get onto the subject of the boil upon the breast of humanity that is Oasis
Now for a brief notice:
First of all I love hyperbole, can’t get enough of it. As a result most opinions will be overblown with the aid of a series of sweeping analogies often involving seemingly random subject matter. Please do not assume that when I say I would happily take my own life to end the days of Chris Martin that I would actually do it. Okay, bad example – I would.
Second of all I love to hate, I hate fervently and passionately on a range of subjects. I once made a Room 101 style list and ended up with almost 160 ideas, now narrowed down to 12 by some miracle of decision making and an abundance of ‘free’ time. A few regular subjects: Oasis, Kanye West, Coldplay, America, Richard Allen, Scuderia Ferrari, Watford, Lee Evans, Music Downloading, The North, the Intellectually Inferior and Religion.
Thirdly, as a result of the aforementioned when I like something I tend to go mad for it. The hyperbole kicks in and as a result I contradict myself a great deal, it is a large part of my charm. For example if you ask me what my all-time favourite song is five tiems you will get six answers (Common People, Love Will Tear Us Apart, Mr Blue Sky, The Boy With The Arab Strap, Trouble In The Message Center and Corpses In Their Mouths) Here are a few more regular objects of my adulation: Teaching, Luton Town FC, Ian Brown, Blur, Joy Division, Kraftwerk, Daft Punk, The MP4-22 (an F1 car to you), Minardi, Fun House, Danny Boyle, Trainspotting, My Own Brilliance and my 4-year-old cousin
This is all
